Title: "Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Life of Constant Peril: Paparazzi Chases and Near Collisions" It's just another day in the life of the royals, facing near-catastrophic car chases with the pesky paparazzi. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex released a statement relaying the horror they faced for two whole hours as they fled these relentless photographers. And to think they gave up their prestigious positions in the Royal Family for more privacy! How dare these photographers follow and hassle them for a chance at a photo? Don't they know that these royals have every right to a comfortable, luxurious life free of any public intrusions? It's almost as if Meghan and Harry aren't celebrities and don't warrant attention from the media. The worst part of it all? The near-collisions. It's a miracle they even survived, what with all the other drivers on the road and pedestrians to dodge around. Two NYPD officers even got involved in the chaos! The nerve of those officers to jump into action to try and protect the royals. Don't they know they're supposed to just stand around and watch? But don't worry, the statement assures us that Meghan and Harry are unharmed. Sure, they're dealing with the trauma of a terrifying car chase, but at least they don't have any scratches or bruises, right? And that's all that matters, isn't it? Let's just hope the paparazzi learn their lesson and give the Duke and Duchess their much-deserved privacy. After all, it's not like they signed up for a life of public scrutiny and media attention, right?
