Title: "33 Useless Things You Never Knew You Needed Until Now" Are you tired of having a productive day? Do you wish there were more useless items cluttering your home? Well, have no fear because this list has got you covered. Here are 33 things that'll do jobs you probably didn't even know needed to be done. Starting off strong, we have the peanut butter knife. Because why use a regular knife that you already own when you can buy a whole new one just for peanut butter?! And don't forget the shower hair catcher. Because the struggle of unclogging a drain is just too much to handle. But wait, it gets better. How about a journal you burn? Because why keep your personal thoughts private when you can set them on fire for all to see? And for those pesky nose hairs, we have the nose hair trimmer with LED light. Because who needs good lighting when you can have a beam shining up your nostrils? But let's not stop there. In case you need to carry a banana with you at all times, we have the banana saver. And if you've ever wanted to look like a giant baby, we have the adult pacifier. All in all, this list has got everything you never knew you needed. So go ahead and waste your money on useless junk because who needs financial stability anyways?
